1) the job i just got A WEEK AGO is closing the location. I wish i could say i’m pissed but i’m already over calling people on renewals and getting hung up on. And also~the pay is shitty af. I might get this other job anyway so whatever.

2) You are so lame if you like every damn pretty girl that walks through the door. You seem like a tight ass anyway so no wonder youre single, honestly. Nothing worse than an attractive guy and a messed personality. Ew.

3) COOKIE GAVE ME THE BEST NEWS EVER AND I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DRAW PEOPLE SOON!!!! HJYGFJIYR

burghers:

Not Safe For Wimps

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

ilymorgannn:

HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT 

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

over-the-moonandstars:

that’s the truth.

santini-houdini:

Mella yella~ x @monakahlo

yanilavigne:

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